The World According to the Girls

1. John John

For knocking over a prostitute!

2. Puthy Kacy

For her silence on PuthyTalk.

3. John Roberts

For making it easier for puthies everywhere to steal handguns.

4. Antonin Scalia

For making it easier for puthies everywhere to steal handguns.

5. Tony Kennedy

For making it easier for puthies everywhere to steal handguns.

6. Clarence Thomas

For making it easier for puthies everywhere to steal handguns.

7. Sam Alito

For making it easier for puthies everywhere to steal handguns.

8. Time Warner

For intermittent internet access.

9. Obadiah Stame

For trying to kill Tony Stark.

10. Mimes

11. Puthy Neighbor

For making Montay late for a meeting on Friday.

12.  Puthy Montay

For being mean to puthies!