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A Delightful Disposition – Pixelated to Protect the Guilty

17 July 2008 by Montay

Puthy Kacy

Puthy Kacy

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Off to Puthyville Rhody!

3 July 2008 by Kacy

I am getting ready to head out for the long puthy weekend. I will be in Rhody getting weird with my puthy peeps. I’m getting out of work early so you know what that means it’s time to get ill! Here’s to a Happy Puthy! Be good Montay! And, John, behave yourself in Berlin! Talk to you puthies soon!

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Poofy Dirty Puthy

2 July 2008 by Kacy

I was at Hob’s having a drink when this dirty old puthy walked in and sat beside me at the bar. I was talking to my brother and thought I heard someone do a poofy. Sitting to my right was my brother. I then looked to my left and saw the old man. He was staring out the window sipping his beer. I kept thinking to myself it could not be this old man. I knew it was not my brother because he looked at me and said “did you hear that”? I take another sip of my beer and hear the poofy noise again. My brother looks at me and then I look to my left and see the dirty old puthy shifting in his seat. That’s when it dawned on me that the weirdo sitting beside me was letting them rip! He did not do it once, twice but four times!!!

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Yes Master

30 June 2008 by Montay

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As a young puthy, one of my favorite television shows was “I Dream of Jeannie.” Thanks to Hulu, 27 episodes are available for your viewing pleasure.

This program taught young female puthies such important life lessons like:

  1. Every girl should find a master.
  2. Air Force Majors are hottie puthies.
  3. While the man puthy works for NASA, the girl puthy cooks and washes and walks around the home in an itty bitty pink sheer harem costume.
  4. All it takes to make your wishes come true is is to cross your arms and nod your head.
  5. No matter how often you help the hottie puthy major, he will always refer to you as the housekeeper.

Larry Hagman should have stuck with comedy. He was a funny puthy before turning into old Dallas meany J.R.

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Shoot ‘Em Up

27 June 2008 by Montay

The Supreme Court, in its infinite wisdom, overturned a DC gun law that had been on the records since 1976.

The 5-4 ruling will allow Washingtonians, and people everywhere, to defend their homes with handguns.

It’s the puthies in the cities who are getting screwed.

Rifles and shotguns were more then enough protection against a break-in. But nooooooo. Lord knows urban puthies need handguns to shoot bears, deer and the other wild animals that roam the streets.

This puthy is just waiting to read about all the handguns that get stolen during break-ins next year. It’s one thing to get held up at knife point, but at gun point? At least I had a chance of surviving stab wounds. But bullets?

It’s a wonderful world we live in folks.

The Supreme Court decision to let every puthy keep and bear arms is like proposing to someone via IM. Discuss y’all!

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3-2-1 Take Off

24 June 2008 by Montay

“Johnny’s travelling tonight on a plane
I can see the red tail lights heading for London
Oh and I can see Johnny waving goodbye
God it looks like Johnny, must be the clouds in my eyes.”

John’s traveling across the pond in style tonight. I can’t wait to read his critique of Virgin’s upper class digs. I love Virgin Atlantic – though I always sit in coach and have only flown with them twice. I bet he won’t be paying per bag.

Last night we met at Starbucks on Dupont Circle for a low-key send off where I learned that Kacy put me on the Shit List.

(we’ll be adding The List to PuthyTalk so individuals can keep track of their status)

The List has been around for years in various official and unofficial capacities. But now, it’s got an official form. Literally.

And Puthy Kacy put ME on it. For being a bad puthy. I protest. And am more then a little scared of her plan of attack.

I’m sending some good karma John’s way and hope he has an uneventful flight. And remembers to take pictures of his first class pod. And manages to bring back some Virgin sleep shades for me.

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Countdown

20 June 2008 by Montay

In four days John leaves on his great European adventure. Though I know he’s going to have an amazing time and we’ll be tracking him on his exciting escapades, I’m going to miss my buddy.

Three whole months without John! What’s a girl to do?

Tonight the farewell festivities kick off. The Puthy Girls are meeting John for dinner and then planning to head over to the Hirshhorn After Hours party. But who knows what the night will bring?

Oh and welcome to PuthyTalk!

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