I was running a little late this morning. As I stood in the hallway locking my door I noticed a girl from the apartment at the end of the hall waiting for the elevator.
“Good,” I thought. “By the time I walk to the end of the hall the elevator will be here.”
So I lock my door and start walking towards the elevators when I hear the “ding.” I watch the puthy step into the elevator and start walking faster because I don’t want to hold anyone up.
I was about a dozen steps away when the stupid puthy let the doors close and went down.
Stupid mean puthy! Stupid mean puthy who is going to get a slap next time I see her rude arse near my crib. No name neighbor is going on The List!
