The World According to the Girls

I was at Hob’s having a drink when this dirty old puthy walked in and sat beside me at the bar. I was talking to my brother and thought I heard someone do a poofy. Sitting to my right was my brother. I then looked to my left and saw the old man. He was staring out the window sipping his beer. I kept thinking to myself it could not be this old man. I knew it was not my brother because he looked at me and said “did you hear that”? I take another sip of my beer and hear the poofy noise again. My brother looks at me and then I look to my left and see the dirty old puthy shifting in his seat. That’s when it dawned on me that the weirdo sitting beside me was letting them rip! He did not do it once, twice but four times!!!